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Movie: The Old Fashioned Way(1934)


The Great McGonigle:
[after Baby Albert has splashed soup over him] I don't know whether to eat from the coat or the plate!

Cleopatra Pepperday:
[after Baby Albert throws McGonigles watch into a bowl of molasses] Oh, Albert! Look what you've done to Mr. McGonigle's watch! Oh...


[the watch is shown sinking]


Cleopatra Pepperday:
Oh, I'm so sorry... Oh, Mr. McGonigle!

The Great McGonigle:
It's all right.

Cleopatra Pepperday:
He has such an impulsive nature.

The Great McGonigle:
Yeah, just like my own. Don't apo;ogize. It's all right. It's just a little child... it's just a little child.

Cleopatra Pepperday:
Oh, he does the cutest things!

The Great McGonigle:
That he does!

Cleopatra Pepperday:
You should see him when no one's around.

The Great McGonigle:
Oh, I'd like to catch him sometime when...



[Correcting himself]

The Great McGonigle:
Uh, SEE him sometime when no one's around.

Cleopatra Pepperday:
Oh, Albert, why did you do that?

The Great McGonigle:
[Mumbling to himself] Bet the minute hand won't be a bit of use after this!

Cleopatra Pepperday:
Mr. McGonigle, I hope he hasn't hurt your watch.

The Great McGonigle:
[Sarcastically] Oh, no, how could you hurt a watch by dipping it in molasses?


Cleopatra Pepperday:
Oh, he's never done that before.


[She titters]

The Great McGonigle:
Well, I hope he doesn't do it again - not with this watch.



Movie: About Last Night...(1986)


Mr. Favio:
You know what you are, Martin? You're a 14-carat fuck-up, that's what you are.


Danny:
Something wrong?

Mr. Favio:
Goddamn smartmouth. Jesus, you got a mouth! You think people like that mouth? You think customers like it? Mr Big Shot. How come you didn't cut off that dump on canal street?

Danny:
The Swallow?

Mr. Favio:
Awww, I say dump and he immediately connects with the Swallow! You know what a swallow is?

Danny:
Oh let me guess, it's a bird?

Mr. Favio:
Yeah it's a bird, a loser bird, a dodo!



Movie: Mad Max 2(1981)


The Gyro Captain:
No! It's *my* snake, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile. You are what you eat.



Movie: Hackers(1995)


Mrs. Murphy:
What did you learn in school today?

Dade Murphy:
Revenge.



Movie: The Ladies Man(1961)


Soul Station Manager:
Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed "dabut" under your hobbies?


Leon Phelps:
Yeah, that's "da butt."



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


[Reading a tactical display]

Guy Fleegman:
Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.

Jason Nesmith:
What?

Guy Fleegman:
Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy.



Movie: Ma and Pa Kettle(1949)


Ma Kettle:
[she and Pa are watching themselves on the news, and they're showing more children than just their 15] Turn that thing off before our family gets any bigger!




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Anna Valerious:
Some say you're a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?

Van Helsing:
It's a bit of both, I think.



Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)



Tracy:
Why do you persist in rescuing me, Mr. Bond?

James Bond:
It's becoming quite a habit, isn't it, Contessa Teresa?

Tracy:
Teresa was a Saint; I'm known as Tracy.

James Bond:
Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on 5.

Tracy:
People who want to stay *alive* play it safe.

James Bond:
Please, stay alive! At least for tonight.



Movie: Taegukgi hwinalrimyeo(2004)


Jin-tae:
Look at me. Trust me.



Movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service(1969)


[Draco proposes that Bond marries his daughter]

James Bond:
I find her fascinating. But, she needs a psychiatrist, not me.

Draco:
[abruptly] What she needs is a man... to *dominate* her! To make love to her enough to make her love him! A man like you!



Today's Movie News

Movies coming out this week (New York Daily News)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:07:25 GMT
A single mother hires a Taiwanese student to watch her son, who is constantly followed by a mysterious red balloon in "The Flight of the Red Balloon," one of the new movies opening this week.

Sony to offer movies on AT&T phones (The State)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:41:10 GMT
Sony Pictures Television says it will become the first Hollywood studio to offer full-length movies by cellphone. The unit of Japanese electronics maker Sony Corp. says it will offer a range of popular titles on special AT&T Inc. phones in May. The movies, such as "Bugsy," "Ghostbusters" and "Karate Kid," will be among those that have made their theatrical and DVD runs and have been broadcast on ...

Sony to Offer Movies on AT&T Phones (Addict 3D)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:43:19 GMT
Sony Pictures Television says it will become the first Hollywood studio to offer full-length movies by cellphone. The unit of Japanese electronics maker Sony Corp. says it will offer a range of popular titles on special AT&T Inc.

Waukegan teen has roles in 2 movies (Lake County News Sun)

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:00:44 GMT
It's been a busy year for 13-year-old Ulises Acosta of Waukegan. The young actor and seventh-grader at Abbott Middle School has speaking roles in two movies recently shot in Chicago. "It was so much fun," Acosta said. Acosta's first movie, "Chicago Overcoat," will be released this summer while "Humboldt Park," is set for November.