Movie Quotations:

Movie: Pack Up Your Troubles(1932)


Oliver:
Hey, how much would you charge me to haunt a house?




Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


Josh Tager:
Look, Ivan... I hope you're not putting too much faith in me. I don't even know if I...

Ivan Alexeev:
"IF"? Instant Failure! "FEAR" - False Evidence Appearing Real! We've talked about this!



Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Julian:
Wait! I have a plan.

Maurice:
Really?

Julian:
I have devised a cunning test to see whether these are savage killers.



[Julian kicks Mort out in the open]

Marty the Zebra:
Well, hello there.

Alex the Lion:
No, I'll handle this. Alex will handle it. Marty says nothing.


[Approaches the frightened Mort]

Alex the Lion:
Hi there!


[Mort starts to cry]


Alex the Lion:
Oh, geez!

Melman the Giraffe:
Oh, Alex. What did you do?

Alex the Lion:
No, it's okay, it's okay. I'm just a silly, just a silly lion.


[Mort cries louder]

Alex the Lion:
Oh, jeez!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Molly Prior:
I'm sure you could find a hundred things wrong with me, Mr. Devlin. A thousand. But you wouldn't throw me out of your bed on a wet saturday night i'm sure. That's men for you! Anything is better than nothing.

Liam Devlin:
Wait a minute, come here!

Liam Devlin:
You don't know the first thing about me. Because if you did you'd know that i much prefer a warm afternoon under the pines to a wet Saturday night any day. And the sand has a terrible way of getting where it shouldn't be.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


[Marty and Doc finally say each other's phrases the opposite way]

Marty McFly:
Great Scott!

Doc:
I know, this is heavy.



Movie: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains(1981)


Billy:
You're an advert. You're a commercial.



Movie: The Madness of King George(1994)


George III:
What's happened to Mr. Fox?


[Pitt arches one eyebrow significantly]

George III:
Such a dodger. Reform! And too many ideas. Not like you, Mr. Pitt. You don't have ideas.



[Pitt grits his teeth]



Movie: Jack the Giant Killer(1962)


Chancellor:
It's been years since the giants were banished. Why have they returned?



Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Mrs. Finkle:
It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?



Movie: Dangerous Minds(1995)


Louanne:
There are no victims in this classroom.



Movie: L.A. Confidential(1997)


Lynn Bracken:
I see Bud because I want to. I see Bud because he can't hide the good inside of him. I see Bud because he treats me like Lynn Bracken and not some Veronica Lake look-alike who fucks for money.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Storm:
Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?


[pause]

Storm:
The same thing that happens to everything else.




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Una gran receta para gran Gatsby, con la vodka, la ginebra, el vermú
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del limón. Sirva en un cristal del coctel.