Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Danny:
You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed!



[goes to sit down]

Tess:
I don't smoke. Don't sit!



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Sir Alexander Dane:
[Looking out of the shuttle-craft window; Taggart has heroically stayed on the planet to draw off the Berillium-Sphere Mine Denizens] Oh, of course! IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?



Movie: The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle(2000)


[Natasha has posed as Karen to gain an upper hand, and the real Karen is being arrested for impersonating an FBI Agent]


Rocky:
But she really is with the FBI.

Oklahoma Cop:
Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman.



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Rick:
This is almost as ridiculous as your sleeping diet.

Dex:
That time I lost 30 pounds.

Rick:
You also lost your job.




Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)


[after winning a round]

Jean Grey:
From the ashes... victory!



Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


A.M. Newscaster:
It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature The Astrological Hour. A quick reminder these reports are not intended to foster belief in astrology, but merely to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives.



Movie: The Quick and the Dead(1995)


Cort:
There's a click before the strike. Listen to the clock.



Movie: F/X(1986)


Leo McCarthy:
[Rollie has impersonated DeFranco to get his money out of a Swiss bank] Well, I'm gonna miss the job, but this should ease the pain somewhat. At least you'll never have to put that shit on your face again!

Rollie Tyler:
I don't know, Leo... it's hard for me to do anything else!




Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Marty the Zebra:
Hey, have a drink. It's on the house.

Alex the Lion:
[drinks water then spits it out] This is seawater!


Marty the Zebra:
Oh, you don't swallow it.


[whispers]

Marty the Zebra:
It's just temporary 'til the plumbing's done.



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Peter Gibbons:
Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.

Joanna:
From the crippled children?

Peter Gibbons:
No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody.



Movie: OK Connery(1967)


Dr. Neil Connery:
It's going to blow up soon. Maybe even tomorrow. With you on board.

Maya:
You read too many novels by Fleming.



Movie: G.I. Jane(1997)


Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
Don't you even think of playing politics with me, little darlin', you'll be up way past your bedtime.

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
And don't YOU think that I'll sit idly by while anyone smears my good name. Now you get those charges VOIDED, Senator. And you do it today!

Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
[tauntingly] Or what?


Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
You like pissed off? Watch this.


[storms out]



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