Quotes:

Movie: Ma vie en rose(1997)


Pierre Fabre:
Couldn't we cut his hair?

Hanna Fabre:
Yes. We could also crucify him.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


[looking at the dead Aunt Edia in the back seat]

Ellen Griswold:
She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff. What are we going to do Clark?

Clark Griswald:
Well, I guess we could leave her here and maybe the first phone we pass, we could call Cousin Normie and he could come and get her I guess.

Ellen Griswold:
That is the meanist, coldist...

Clark Griswald:
Well, what do you want me to do? Call Federal Express?

Audrey Griswold:
Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we? Please say we don't!

Rusty Griswold:
Yeah, come on. It'll be real easy for Normie to find Aunt Edna. All he has to do is look for the buzzards.



Movie: Zardoz(1974)


Zed:
[about to Liberate Consuela] All that I am is gone.



Movie: Bad Apple (TV)(2004)


Mike:
If I find out you're lying I'm gonna cut you loose.

Freshy:
I'm not lying. And you wouldn't cut me loose, Mike.

Mike:
Oh yeah? What makes you so sure.

Freshy:
Because you have a hard on for my sister.



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Colt gun salesman:
Young man, young man! I'd like you to have this new Colt Peacemaker and gun belt. Free of charge.

Marty McFly:
Free?

Colt gun salesman:
I want everyone to know that the gun that shot Buford Tannen was a Colt Peacemaker.

Marty McFly:
Hey, no problem. Thanks a lot!

Colt gun salesman:
Of course, you understand, that if you lose I'm taking it back.

Marty McFly:
Thanks again.



Movie: Valdez, il mezzosangue(1973)


Chino Valdez:
Now what the hell is that?

Louise:
It's a sidesaddle.

Chino Valdez:
A sidesaddle? You mean to tell me you're gonna put that on the side of a horse?



Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)


Casper:
Your partner's a cocky nigger!

Marcus Burnett:
Oh damn, now was that necessary, sir? Can't he just be a cop? He got to be a nigga too?



Movie: Hamburger... The Motion Picture(1986)


[an old lady pulls up to the Buster Burgers' drive thru intercom which is shaped like a giant pickle]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Hi, welcome to Buster Burgers, what can I get ch'ya?

Old Lady:
Um... one burger... uh, some fries... and a malte. Oh! And, uh, could you put cheese on that, please?

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Just say, "Buster Cheese, Bull Chips, and a Chocolate Buster Shake," madam.


Old Lady:
Okay.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[annoyed] So say it!

Old Lady:
Shove off, pickle! I don't like talking to machines.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Look, toots. Take that Falcon you're driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine!

Old Lady:
Wha? Wh-wh-why I... ooh... ack!



[collapses from a heart attack]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[once again cheerful] Thanks for coming to Buster Burgers, please move forward. You may be eligible for a prize.



Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)


Henry:
Well I'll be damned. I never knew you had to be anything but a corpse to get into Boot Hill. How long's this been going?

Chamlee:
Since the town got civilized.



Movie: G.I.Joe: Spy Troops the Movie (TV)(2003)


Beachhead:
Hey Scarlett, you drive that jeep like a girl!

Scarlett:
That good, huh, meathead?



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