Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Damien: Omen II(1978)


Paul Buher:
Do you know what exactly I do for Thorn Industries?

Damien Thorn:
Not really, Sir.

Paul Buher:
You should. You should know everything about the Thorn business. After all it will be yours one day.

Damien Thorn:
And Mark's!

Paul Buher:
And Mark's. Of course.



Movie: Major Dundee(1965)


Sgt. Chillum:
[about the children they have rescued from the Apache] Doesn't look like the gut-shuckers been feedin' 'em much.

Wiley:
You ever seen a fat Apache?

Sgt. Chillum:
I ain't yet!



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Chambermaid:
[to Felix as he walks by] Goodnight.

Felix Ungar:
Goodbye.



Movie: One Good Turn(1931)


Old lady:
[Ollie shoves Stan through the door] What on earth is the matter?

Oliver:
Madam, my one-time friend Mr. Laurel has a confession to make.

Old lady:
Confession?

Oliver:
Yes. He's the one who stole your money and left you at the mercy of that villain!

Old lady:
There must be some mistake.

Oliver:
There's no mistake. It's all too true. Why I caught him red handed.

Old lady:
There hasn't been any money stolen. We were just rehearsing a play for the community players.



[laughs]

Oliver:
[after long pause; nervously twiddles his tie] I must have made a faux pas.


[laughs; Stan proceeds to beat Ollie up]



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Walter:
[last lines to Lisa] Still think I have gorgeous eyes?



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Milton Waddams:
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

Mexican Waiter:
Lo siento mucho, senor.



[Under his breath]

Mexican Waiter:
Pinche gringo.

Milton Waddams:
[as the waiter walks away] And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.



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