Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine:
[during a grenade toss] Do NOT open till Christmas!




Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)


Mr. Applegate:
Have a nice trip?

Lola:
Perfect. The plane crashed in Cleveland.

Mr. Applegate:
Good. Now about that job in Chicago.

Lola:
Just dandy. I got the old boy to embezzle 100,000 dollars and lost it for him at the race track. Then his wife left him and he took to drink. I told him I was through and he jumped out the window... twenty second story.

Mr. Applegate:
That's high enough, that's fine.

Lola:
I wanna try the Empire State Building on this next one.




Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
Big Red... If you ain't chewin it... then f(beep) You



Today's Movie News

Receta barbuda de la almeja

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:43:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para la almeja barbuda, con el whisky de la
corona, el licor de la almendra del amaretto y el jugo de arándano
canadienses reales. el whisky canadiense real de la corona de 1 onza
jugo de arándano del chapoteo del licor 1 de la almendra del amaretto
de 1 onza vierte todo el hielo machacado excedente de los ingredientes
en un cristal del coctel. Revuelva, y sirva. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.

Receta del parque zoológico de Brooklyn

Wed, 23 May 2007 01:35:00 +0000
Una receta que tienta para el parque zoológico de Brooklyn, con ron,
vodka, ginebra, jugo de piña, licor de DeKuyper Razzmatazz, mezcla
dulce y amarga y cerveza. cerveza de 1 - 2 onzas ginebra de 1 onza ron
de 1 onza cristal dulce y amargo del chapoteo del jugo de piña del
chapoteo del licor 1 de DeKuyper Razzmatazz del chapoteo de la vodka 1
de 1 onza 1 de la mezcla del terraplén con hielo. Vodka del ron de la
mezcla, y ginebra. Agregue el chapoteo del jugo del pinepple, ...

Lynndie England - Der Stern

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:27:00 GMT
One of the pictures that brought her questionable fame: In this undated photo published in late May 2004 US soldier Lynndie England holds a leash apparently wrapped around the neck ...

Der Zellengenosse kämpft für McCain - Der Stern

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:56:00 GMT
George "Bud" Day war zusammen mit US-Präsidentschaftskandidat John McCain in Vietnam. Gemeinsam durchlitten sie Gefangenschaft und Folter. Heute macht Day Wahlkampf für McCain ...

Lynndie England - Der Stern

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:27:00 GMT
One of the pictures that brought her questionable fame: In this undated photo published in late May 2004 US soldier Lynndie England holds a leash apparently wrapped around the neck ...