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Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)



Carl:
This shit ain't over yet, bitch!

Sissy:
Oh, but I think it is.


[Steps on Walter's drawing, crushing him]



Movie: The One(2001)


Yulaw:
The Multiverse, every universe in it, is irrational, sloppy. I try to make it rational. I try to make it neat. You call it murder. How can I murder myself 123 times? I just took those wasted energies and transferred them to one container: me. What if that is our fate? To unite with ourselves, to be unified forever. To be one. I will be The One.



Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Ricky Bobby:
The room's startin' to spin... 'cause of the gayness...



Movie: Sabrina(1954)


Sabrina:
You probably don't believe in marriage.

Linus Larrabee:
Yes, I do. That's why I never got married. David, however, believes in the tooth fairy.

Sabrina:
That's why I like him.


Linus Larrabee:
Well, I like him too. As a matter of fact, I love him. I just don't know what to do with him.



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Amélie:
I'm busy




Movie: On the Edge(2001)


Dr. Figure:
What would you do if you were allowed home for the afternoon?

Jonathan:
[inhales] Get a decent cup of coffee then I'd chop me head off with a chainsaw.

Dr. Figure:
Okay. Uh - uh, just one thing. I wanted to propose something. It's like a pledge between doctor and patient. We nominate a day, like three weeks from now - like New Year's Day - and you mustn't harm yourself until that day. You have to stick to it. What do you think about that?

Jonathan:
Yeah, I think it's a fuckin' ridiculous idea.

Dr. Figure:
It's been known to work.

Jonathan:
It won't work.

Dr. Figure:
Might. Why don't you think about it?


Jonathan:
Okay, hang on.


[sarcastically]

Jonathan:
Um, I've thought about it. Fuck, you made a medical breakthrough. Well done, Doc.

Dr. Figure:
Okay, well, we'll talk about it more after the session.

Jonathan:
Well, you've given me the will to live and I want to thank you for that.

Dr. Figure:
Then, after that, I will show you the benefits of being more sparing with your sarcasm. Okay? See ya.

Jonathan:
Fuck you.



[leaves]



Movie: Under-Cover Man(1932)


Nick Darrow:
The name's Snell.

Connie:
All my life I've been wanting to meet a man named Snell.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
Joe. Did that thing just push you?


Joe:
Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear this place up.

Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
Girl, I will set it off up in here. I will do a drive-by in this church. She don't know me. You better be glad you at church. Jesus just saved your life, Hallelu-yer!

Milay Jenay Lori:
I'm tired of dealing with black people. Always late. And ig'nant.

Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me.



Movie: XX/XY(2002)


Guy who asks for his $ back:
I saw your picture once in filmmaker magazine and I saw your movie.

Coles:
Oh, yeah.

Guy who asks for his $ back:
Yeah, I really didn't like it much.

Coles:
Uh, I'm sorry.

Guy who asks for his $ back:
I was kind of wondering, can I have my money back?

Coles:
Um, you know that ticket you bought, I didn't get any of that money. It all went to the distributor and executive producers. I didn't see a dime.

Guy who asks for his $ back:
But you made it, you're responsible.

Coles:
What was it, eight bucks?


Guy who asks for his $ back:
Nineteen. I took a girl. She didn't like it at all either. She said she thought it was morally reprehensible, especially in its depiction of women.

Coles:
All right, there you go and tell your girlfriend that I said I'm sorry.

Guy who asks for his $ back:
Oh. You know, we broke up



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