Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Dad's Dead (TV)(2002)


Narrator:
Mo, she was thick as pig shit. When she was pissed she took a roast chicken to bed with her, then complained about grease on the sheets.



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


Leopold:
I tell you, that thing is a damn hazard!


Kate:
It's just a toaster!

Leopold:
Why is it called a toaster when it produces no toast, but simply warm bread, and inserting it two times produces charcoal? The ideal toaster would have one and a half insertions to produce the correct toast.

Kate:
You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice, and you know why? Because everybody pushes their toast down twice!

Leopold:
Not where I come from!

Kate:
Oh, right. Where you come from, toast is a result of reflection and study!

Leopold:
Ah yes, you mock me. But perhaps one day when you've awoken from a pleasant slumber to the scent of a warm bioche smothered in marmalade and fresh creamery butter, you'll understand that life is not solely composed of tasks, but tastes.

Kate:
[mesmerized] Say that again.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Johnny Knoxville:
[Johnny Knoxville hands his fake grandson a flask] Don't hog it all you little prick...







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Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:28:00 +0000
Esto es una receta sabrosa para la flor de la cereza # 2, con el
brandy, el brandy de la cereza, el sec triple, el jarabe del
grenadine, el jugo del limón y la cereza. 1 jugo del limón del tsp
del brandy 2 de la cereza de la cereza el 1/2 onza del sec 1 del
triple del tsp del jarabe 1 el 1/2 del grenadine del tsp del brandy 1
el 1/2 del 1/2 onza humedece el borde de un cristal del coctel con el
borde del brandy y de la frotación de la cereza en azúcar
pulverizada. Sacudara todos ...