Movie Quotes:

Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)


Tyler:
Douche bag.



Movie: Unforgiven(1992)


[Little Bill tells the real story of English Bob's gunfight]

Little Bill Daggett:
First off, Corky Corcoran never carried two guns. Though he should have.

W.W. Beauchamp:
But... no, no, he was called "Two-Gun Corcoran."

Little Bill Daggett:
Well, a lot of people did call him "Two-Gun" but it wasn't on account of him sporting two pistols. It was because he had a dick that was so big it was longer than the barrel of that Walker Colt he carried.




Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Indian Bartender:
Let me guess. Your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt so she took these little ones and left you.

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
It's a little more complicated than that.

Indian Bartender:
Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to...



[Brian unzips his jacket, revealing his priest's collar]

Indian Bartender:
Holy shit.

Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Exactly.



Movie: The Unbearable Whiteness of Dean(1995)


Dean Patterson:
I'm large and in charge! Now, anybody else want a slice of this?



Movie: Tadpole(2002)


Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That's right.


Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don't like it.



Movie: Oliver Twist (TV)(1997)


The Artful Dodger:
What's to happen to the likes of me? Just trying to make a dishonest living for himself.



Movie: Vampires(1998)


[a vampire has just snapped a metal cord that was being pulled by Montoya's jeep]

Father Adam Guiteau:
You didn't tell me they could do that!


Jack Crow:
I didn't *know* they could do that!



Movie: Unendliche Geschichte, Die(1984)


Bastian:
How many wishes do I get?

The Childlike Empress:
As many as you want. And the more wishes you make, the more magnificent Fantasia will become.

Bastian:
Really?

The Childlike Empress:
Try it.

Bastian:
Then my first wish is...



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