Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie(1977)


Henry Gibson:
Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.



Movie: Under the Cherry Moon(1986)


Christopher Tracy:
[writing something on a napkin] It's obvious that little Miss Mary has never been off the city block.



[holds up napkin, which has "Wrecka Stow" written on it]

Mary:
What is that? Some new language?

Christopher Tracy:
Read it. Do you know what it is?

Mary:
It's nothing, you ninny. And you know it, but you won't confess it because you're such a coward.

Christopher Tracy:
It is something, something you don't know, and you won't confess that because *you're* a coward!

Mary:
This is silly, and you're a child!

Christopher Tracy:
[taunting Mary] I go to dinner without my father's permission. Now, read it aloud so we can all hear how knowledgeable you are!


Mary:
Wrecka stow.

Christopher Tracy:
[laughs at Mary's pronounciation] Do you know what it is?

Mary:
Wrecka stow, wrecka stow, it's nothing!

Christopher Tracy:
[laughing] It is something. Come on, say it again louder.

Mary:
Wrecka stow.

Christopher Tracy:
Louder!

Mary:
Wrecka stow! I give up. What is it?


Christopher Tracy:
If you wanted to buy a Sam Cook a'blum, where would you go?

Mary:
[rolls her eyes] The wrecka stow.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


Candy:
[innocently] You all crazy?



Movie: Jackie Brown(1997)


Ordell Robbie:
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.



Movie: I Am Dina(2002)


[last words]

Dina:
I am Dina. Watching her beloved drifting away. Am I condemned to this forever? I am the mothers' eye, which sees the child, which sees myself. I am Dina, who sees.



Movie: Halfway to Heaven and Hell(2003)



God:
As long as it's not another fruit-dangling serpent, because that was really lame...

Satan:
Hey, that got your precious little Adam and Eve.

God:
Adam and Eve were idiots all right. People nowadays they've got Tv, they've got the Internet... they're not going to be tempted by some stupid little rubber snake with a lemon.



Movie: Gallagher: We Need a Hero (V)(1993)


Gallagher:
Why doesn't Madonna have a sex show, teaching kids about sex? 'Cause she's 'Like A Virgin'. Like *when*? First time I saw her dance I knew she screwed like an epileptic rabbit with the hiccups!



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Robert Langdon:
The Holy Grail 'neath ancient Rosslyn waits / The blade and chalice watch o'er her gates / Adorned by masters loving art she lies / As she rests beneath the starry skies.



Movie: Accattone(1961)



Stella:
What do they do?

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
What all other women do.



Movie: X-Men: Mutant Academy 2 (VG)(2001)


[after winning a round]


Ororo Munroe:
May your spirit find peace.



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