Quotations:

Movie: Mad Max 2(1981)


Max:
I'm just here for the gasoline.



Movie: Ydmygede, De(1998)


Lars von Trier:
The morning of July 21. Our final week. I'm prepared. I've slept fairly well even though I realized last night that the lump in my throat must be cancer of the esophagus.



Movie: According to Spencer(2001)


Feldy:
Hey! Be cool bitch.



Movie: The Omega Man(1971)


Matthias:
Definition of a scientist - a man who understands nothing until there was nothing left to understand.

Neville:
So, there is a little light in the forest after all.



Movie: One Hour Photo(2002)


Sy Parrish:
When people's houses are on fire, what's the first thing they save after their pets and loved ones are saved?

Sy Parrish:
Their family photos.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Mable 'Madea' Simmons:
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?



Movie: Earthsea (TV)(2004)


Ged:
Vetch, with the entire fate of Earthsea at hand you stop to eat?

Vetch:
I'm hungry.



Movie: Made(2001)


Ruiz:
[to Ricky] And who the fuck told you Red Dragon?

Ruiz:
[to Horace] You fat motherfucker.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise(1939)


Curly:
Hey! Don't look know, but I think we're about to be killed! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!




Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)


Sidney Pudney:
Search me, as the monkey said to his mate.



Movie: Maid in Manhattan(2002)


Marisa:
Look, who's kidding who here? Do you think you would have taken a second look at me if you knew I was a maid?



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