Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Vampires, Les(1915)


Satanas:
[intertitle] The man you killed was a subordinate. I, Satanas, am the Grand Vampire.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Ehren McGhehey:
Where I'm going, I don't need luggage



Movie: Dak ging san yan lui(1999)


Akatora:
History belongs to the winner and I will win.



Movie: Adam's Rib(1949)


Kip Lurie:
Amanda, my love, why do you stay married to a legal beagle with ten thumbs?



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Amy:
[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...

Max:
What?

Amy:
Real.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


[1955 Doc is watching a video of 1985 Doc]

Dr. Emmett Brown:
What on Earth's this thing I'm wearing?

Marty McFly:
Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.

Dr. Emmett Brown:
Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.



Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Oscar Madison:
You can't spend the rest of your life crying. It annoys people in the movies.




Movie: Addicted to Love(1997)


Maggie:
The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window.



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


John Bigboote:
John O'Connor, break the window!

John O'Connor:
Why me, John Bigboote?

John Bigboote:
It might be booby-trapped!

John O'Connor:
Oh.



Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)


[after Mike Barnes beats Daniel up]


Terry Silver:
Do you wanna see some more?

John Kreese:
I wanna see a lot more.

Terry Silver:
[to Mike] Bring him back.

Terry Silver:
[to Kreese] You see his face? See the trail? I think he peed in his pants.



Today's Movie News

VUOTO: A conservative revival? - The Washington Times

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:36:00 GMT
Hollywood has finally gotten it right. This Friday, "An American Carol," a no-holds barred conservative movie, will open in theaters nationwide. Directed by David Zucker of ...

Silent movie classic - Sun-Journal

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:52:00 GMT
FARMINGTON - On Sunday, Oct. 19, the Arts Institute of Western Maine will present Doug Protsik playing his original piano score to the silent movie version of "Uncle Tom's Cabin ...