Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Mike Lowrey:
Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.

Marcus Burnett:
Yo, man, we ain't the Cosbys.



Movie: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (VG)(2004)


Jeanette:
What all suede kittens do... on hands and knees, you lap up the milk of me... and we purr, kitten, like dragonflies buzzing around frog bellies.



Movie: Dallas: J.R. Returns (TV)(1996)


John Ross Ewing III:
[after JR appears screwed by Cliff because he sold Ewing Oil to Bobby and Sue Ellen] Dad, I don't understand, why are you smiling? You just lost Ewing Oil?

John Ross 'J.R.' Ewing, Jr.:
Son, you don't understand. Ewing Oil is back in Ewing hands. Your Uncle Bobby is no longer going to sell Southfork, and is back in the oil business. I am the Chairman of the Board of Weststar. Your mother is back at Southfork, and you are going to remain in Dallas to learn the oil business under the best damn oil man there ever was.

John Ross Ewing III:
Dad, when you say it that way, it appears you'd planned everything to work out this way from the start.

John Ross 'J.R.' Ewing, Jr.:
See son, you are learning already.



Movie: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D(2005)


[last lines]

Max:
So dream a better dream; then work to make it real.

Tobor:
Yes?



Movie: The Adventure Golf Guy(2005)


Peter Greene:
Some people confuse Adventure Golf with Miniature Golf. Adventure Golf doesn't include clowns' heads and windmills. It is a serious game of skill.



Movie: One-Eyed Jacks(1961)


Bob:
Harvey Johnson's about to be a famous name in these parts. You're about to be gunned down by a man named Rio.



Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)


[Drix is at the bladder, about to board the next barge out]

Osmosis:
Drix! Yo, Drix! Get your time-released butt off this boat. Thrax is alive! Let's go!

Drix:
I'm sorry, Osmosis, I can't help you.

Osmosis:
Excuse me?

Drix:
I wasn't designed to combat a virus. Read my label.


Osmosis:
You gotta learn to think outside the pill box, man. I've known sugar pills who cured cancer, just because they believed they could.

Drix:
Oh, I don't know, Ozzy. Look at me. I'm cherry flavored.

Conductor:
Hey, pal. You on or off?

Osmosis:
Fine. Flush your life down the toilet.

Conductor:
The zipper's down. All ashore who's going ashore.



Movie: The Velocity of Gary(1998)


Valentino:
I don't wanna live without you guys. And now I don't wanna die without you.



Movie: Back to Bataan(1945)


Maj. Hasko:
I send out 100 men, they find nothing. I send out ten men, they don't come back.




Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)


Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I wet the bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that.



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