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Movie: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live (TV)(1998)


Nat X:
Now it's time for viewer mail. Sandman, come read me a letter!

Sandman:
Well, Nat, tonight's letter is from Pam Brock and she writes, 'Dear Nat, who's your favorite Christmas character?'

Nat X:
Oh that's easy. All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Rudolph play in any reindeer games. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, he wasn't black, but he sure got treated like he was.



Movie: The Unforgiven(1960)


Lost Bird:
We come in peace.

Ben Zachary:
My land. My sky. You are welcome.

Lost Bird:
Young horses. Good for fighting. Good for hunting. You take.

Ben Zachary:
I am ashamed. I have nothing to offer you.

Lost Bird:
In house. You have woman. One our women.

Ben Zachary:
Who told you this.

Lost Bird:
Old man. One your tribe. Carry long knife. He say you have one our women.

Ben Zachary:
He is crazy.


Lost Bird:
Sun speak through him. Talk to dead people. He say woman your house my sister.

Ben Zachary:
He lies. Woman my house white. Dahkoi. Father white, mother white. Burned to death by you; by Kiowa.

Lost Bird:
How many horses for woman?

Ben Zachary:
There are not enough horses in the world. Not as many as you can catch. Not as many as you can steal.



Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)


Bonnie Lee:
What was she like, anyway?

Geoff Carter:
Who?

Bonnie Lee:
That girl that made you act the way you do.

Geoff Carter:
A whole lot like you. Just as nice, almost as smart.

Bonnie Lee:
Chorus girl?

Geoff Carter:
Only by temperament.



Movie: Mak dau goo si(2001)


McDull:
I don't know much about Kung Fu kings, but I must be the ultimate pork. The pork that struts about with buns in hands.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "No more fucking ABBA!"



Movie: Kevin of the North(2001)


Kevin Manley:
MMMUUUSSSHHH!



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Marty McFly:
[looks at the photograph of the tombstone, the name "Clint Eastwood" appears on it] Listen! I'm not really feeling up to this today, so I'm gonna have to forfeit!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Forfeit? *Forfeit*? What's that mean?


Buford's Gang Member #1:
Uh, it means that you win without a fight.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Without shooting? He can't do that.


[shouts]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Hey, you can?t do that! You know what I think? I think you're nothing but a gutless yellow turd! And I'm giving you to the count of ten to come out here, and prove I'm wrong! One...

Marty McFly:
[trying to wake up Doc] Doc... Sober up, buddy. Let's get sober.


Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Two...

Saloon Old Timer #3:
You gotta get out there, son. I got $20 gold bet on you, so don't let me down.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Three...

Saloon Old-Timer #2:
I got $30 gold bet again' you, so don't let me down.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Four...


Saloon Old-Timer #1:
You better face up to it, son, 'cause if you don't go out there...

Marty McFly:
What?

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Five...

Marty McFly:
What if I don't go out there?

Eyepatch:
You're a coward!

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Six...


Toothless:
And you'll be branded a coward for the rest of your days!

Saloon Old-Timer #1:
Everybody everywhere will say, "Clint Eastwood is the biggest yellow belly in the west."


[Tannen stops and thinks, a gang member hold up seven fingers]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Seven...

Customer:
Here.


[slides a gun down the bar which Marty catches]


Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Eight...

Marty McFly:
[pauses dramatically] I already got a gun.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Nine...


[long pause]


Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
Ten!


[short pause]

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
You hear me, runt? I say, that's ten, you gutless yellow pie-slinger!

Marty McFly:
[thinks] I don't care what Tannen says. And I don't care what anybody else says either.




Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Marine Sergeant:
Hey, Kalamari!




Movie: X: The Unknown(1956)


Peter Elliott:
How do you explain it, sir? All this extraordinary damage just to steal an old sample container?



Movie: VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (V)(2001)


Pa Grape:
Not so fast you lazies! Today we're doing a little something.

Larry the Cucumber:
Not again!

Mr. Lunt:
We did something yesterday!

Pa Grape:
All you did was order Chinese.


Mr. Lunt:
Hey! It's hard to say 'moo goo gai pan'. Whoops! I did it again. I'm beat.



Movie: Easy Rider(1969)


Captain America:
[Reading inscription] If god did not exist it would be necessary to invent him.



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