Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Used Cars(1980)


Mickey:
Hey, Old Man; what's the deal on this '57 Chevy? $2700! You got to be jackin' me!

Luke Fuchs:
Believe it or not, that car is one of the finest cars on this lot.

Mickey:
How does it run?

Luke Fuchs:
Like a dream.

Mickey:
I'll tell you, Old Man; for $2700, it better run like a wet dream.




Movie: Oliver Twist(1948)


Noah Claypole:
Do you know who I am?

Oliver Twist:
No Sir.

Noah Claypole:
I'm Mr Noah Claypole and you're under me so don't you forget it!



Movie: Our Man Flint(1966)


Derek Flint:
Repeat after me: I am not a pleasure unit.



Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)


[Leopold and Charlie leave the club. Charlie is fuming because Leopold has enthralled Patrice, Charlie's love interest]

Charlie:
And I would have gotten her number if you hadn't turned the evening into a guided tour of the Louvre!

Leopold:
My apologies.

Charlie:
Let's get one thing straight. Patrice, she thought you were cute - probably gay, and cute - and cute, Leo, that's just the kiss of death.

Leopold:
Perhaps.

Charlie:
Perhaps? Certainly!

Leopold:
[produces a napkin] I believe this is her number.



[Charlie takes it from him in disbelief]

Leopold:
As I see it, Patrice has not an inkling of your affections, and it's no wonder. You, Charles, are a merry-andrew.

Charlie:
A what?

Leopold:
Everything plays a farce to you. Women respond to sincerity. No-one wants to be romanced by a buffoon. Now, that number rings her.

Charlie:
Yes?

Leopold:
So ring her tomorrow.

Charlie:
I can't. She gave the number to you.

Leopold:
Only because I told her of your affections.


Charlie:
[taken aback] Wha - what did you say?

Leopold:
Merely that you admired her, but you were hesitant to make an overture, as you'd been told she was courting another.

Charlie:
Shit... that's good! Well, what did she say?

Leopold:
She handed me the napkin.


[Charlie rushes under a lit store window to read the napkin, and starts dialing his cell phone]

Leopold:
Charles, it's quite late.

Charlie:
No, no, she won't be home yet. I get her machine and leave a message, ball's in her court.


Leopold:
You're ladling calculation upon comedy. The point is, to keep the ball in *your* court.

Charlie:
[slaps his phone shut] You're right! You're right!



Movie: Quills(2000)


Marquis de Sade:
Welcome to our humble madhouse, Doctor. I trust you'll find yourself at home.



Today's Movie News

Receta del tónico de Tanzanian

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:40:00 +0000
Esto es una receta muy agradable para el tónico de Tanzanian, con el
jugo de piña, el néctar del albaricoque, el néctar del melocotón,
el jugo del limón, el jugo anaranjado, el jarabe del grenadine, el
ron ligero y el ron oscuro. néctar del albaricoque de 1 taza néctar
del melocotón de 1 taza ron oscuro de la rociada del jugo de piña de
1 taza 1 jarabe del grenadine de 1 onza jugo del limón de 2 onzas
jugo anaranjado de 2 onzas ingredientes ligeros de la cosechadora del
ron de 6 onzas en a ...

Receta de medianoche del coctel

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:20:00 +0000
Una receta agradable para el coctel de medianoche, con brandy del albaricoque, sec triple y el jugo de limón. brandy del albaricoque de 1 onza 1 jugo de limón del tbsp
el sec triple del 1/2 onza vierte el brandy del albaricoque, el sec triple y el jugo de limón en una coctelera de coctel media llena con los cubos de hielo.
Sacuda bien, filtre en un vidrio de coctel, y servicio.
Sirva en un vidrio de coctel.

British haka rubbishing draws NZ fire - Stuff

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:06:00 GMT
SERIOUS WORDS: Piri Weepu leads the All Blacks haka in response to the Munster haka led by the home side's four New Zealanders. Anger is mounting over a UK columnist's virulent ...

Receta del terremoto

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:47:00 +0000
Aquí está una receta sabrosa para el terremoto, con ginebra, whisky
y licor del regaliz del pernod. 1 porción del pernod de licor del
regaliz 1 porción de ginebra sacudida del whisky de 1 porción los
ingredientes junto y pobres encima en un coctel-cristal. Servicio en
un cristal del coctel.