Check out these Movie Quotations:

Movie: Madagascar(2005)


Alex the Lion:
Have to get an early start for tomorrow. It's Senior day. Gotta roar extra loud. Give'em a little jolt. Know what I'm talking about?



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dave:
Okay, so if I'm not a Steve, then what am I?

Dex:
You... You're... a Stu.



Movie: The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew(1983)


[Bob and doug are on stand, in the courtroom]

Bob McKenzie:
I do.

Doug McKenzie:
I do.

Bob McKenzie:
I guess we're married Clark.

Doug McKenzie:
Oh.


Bob McKenzie:
Where's the honeymoon?

The Judge:
Order, Order.

Bob McKenzie:
Gimmie a toasted back bacon, hold the toast

Doug McKenzie:
Don't make me laugh, eh.

The Judge:
I remind you not to speak, until you are spoken to.

Bob McKenzie:
He's startin' to sound like the old man, soon he'll be sending me out for beers.


[Doug Snorts out the bullets in his nose]



Movie: B*A*P*S(1997)


Isaac:
I'm calling the police. You two have been stealing - from my uncle.

Manley:
No... The girls had nothing to do with it.



[looks at Antonio]

Manley:
It was Antonio.

Isaac:
Antonio...

Antonio:
Isaac, our plan could still work! It could be our words against theirs. Her fingerprints are still on the safe, man!

Isaac:
I don't know what you're talking about! What plan? I'm calling the police...



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con hielo (la bebida debe ser un pedacito espumoso). Vierta en un
cristal de martini. Adorne con una cereza. Sirva en un cristal del
coctel.

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de limeade. Con la lata vacía mida el tequila y el sec triple y
agregue al mezclador. Mezcle, agregando los cubos del hielo hasta que
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