Lines from Movies:

Movie: Madagascar(2005)


[Maurice just told Marty that he was steak]

Marty the Zebra:
Oh, c'mon! Do I look like a steak to you?

Alex the Lion:
Yeah!

Marty the Zebra:
See I told you I don't look like no... wait, what'd you say?



Movie: Taiyo o nusunda otoko(1979)


[Phoning in a bomb threat]

Makoto Kido:
I'm going to return what I stole -- although I'm going to return in a slightly different form.



Movie: Occhio nel labirinto, L'(1972)


[first title card]

Title Card:
"...a labyrinth is built to bewilder the mind of man. Its architecture, however rich in symmetries it might be, is subordinate to this end" - J.L. Borges



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Oscar Madison:
I'm $800 behind in alimony. Let's raise the stakes.

Roy:
They can do it, you know.

Oscar Madison:
Do what?


Roy:
Throw you in jail.

Oscar Madison:
Never. If she can't call me up once a week to aggravate me, she's not happy.

Murray the Cop:
Aren't you worried about the kids?

Oscar Madison:
Murray, the kids are living in their grandfather's house with a swimming pool in California. Can we just play cards?

Roy:
I told you you'd get into trouble. It's because you don't know how manage anything. I should know - I'm your accountant.

Oscar Madison:
If you're my accountant, how come I need money?

Roy:
If you need money, how come you play poker?

Oscar Madison:
'Cause I need money.

Roy:
But you always lose.


Oscar Madison:
That's why I need the money.

Roy:
Then don't play poker.

Oscar Madison:
Then don't come to my house and eat my potato chips.


[grabs the bag of potato chips on the poker table and flings the entire contents all over the living room]

Oscar Madison:
You see, wise guy? Potato chips!

Murray the Cop:
Oh, beautiful, beautiful.


[an argument ensues with everyone bickering all at once]


Murray the Cop:
What are you yelling about? We're playing a friendly game!


[the bickering continues]

Murray the Cop:
All right, all right, ALL RIGHT! Calm down, calm down, take it easy. I'm a cop, you know - I can arrest the whole lousy game.


[they all quiet down]

Oscar Madison:
My friend Murray the cop is right. Let's just play cards and please hold them up. I can't see where I marked them.

Roy:
He owes money to his wife, his government and his friends and he still won't take it seriously.

Oscar Madison:
Life goes on even for those of us who are divorced, broke and sloppy.




Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


[Ace sees Lieutenant Einhorn approaching]


Ace Ventura:
Holy testicle Tuesday.

Lois Einhorn:
What the hell is he doing here?

Ace Ventura:
I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.



Movie: Gallagher: Overboard (TV)(1987)


Gallagher:
Now this world will make your head spin if you listen. Vigorous urine testing, what the heck is that? How do you do that vigorous? Seems like vigorous would keep you from getting it in that little bottle. In fact, vigorous might get you the wrong specimen.



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


Raven Darkholme:
[as the President of the United States] Let me out of here! I demand that you release me! Do you know who I am? I'm the President of the United States!

Prison Truck Guard:
Oh, Mr. President. Shut up.



Movie: L.A. Story(1991)


Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot:
Your usual table, Mr. Christopher?


Carlo Christopher:
No, I'd like a good one this time.

Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot:
I'm sorry, that is impossible.

Carlo Christopher:
Part of the new cruelty?

Mr. Perdue, Maitre D' at L'Idiot:
I'm afraid so.



Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)



Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith:
I knew the Marines could do almost anything, but I never knew they could do anything like this.

Bugsy:
You got no idea!



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