Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)


Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
[when a tiny meteor shatters the urn above their fireplace] Grandma!



Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Old Man at the Two Windmills:
Still, true love does exist.

Suzanne, Owner Two Windmills bar:
I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.




Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)


She/Tim:
By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.



Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)


Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.




Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.




Movie: L.I.E.(2001)


Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)


Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?



Today's Movie News

Four Holidays - New Zealand Herald Blogs

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:22:00 GMT
Verdict : A star-studded cast does its best to save a shambolic mess. Vince Vaughn starred in 2007's disappointing Fred Claus. Unfortunately, the experience didn't put him off ...

The '80s movies you're not sure people remember as fondly as you do - Popwatch

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:40:00 GMT
Back to the Beach. My sister and I used to watch it, rewind the VHS, and watch it again. It's a '60s beach blanket meets '80s fluorescent technicolor dream movie. When I meet ...

'Ghajini', 'Chandni Chowk...' will change Bollywood mood: Pritish ... - Newstrack India

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:17:00 GMT
Mumbai, Dec 17 (IANS) Shah Rukh Khan's 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi' has brought some respite to the Hindi film industry, which has been hit by the global meltdown and the terror strikes ...

Oprah taking production company to HBO, leaving ABC - Newsday

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 07:56:00 GMT
Oprah Winfrey is ending a long-term relationship with ABC by taking her production company to HBO for a three-year deal to make movies, documentaries and TV series. Kate Forte ...

'Ghajini', 'Chandni Chowk...' will change Bollywood mood: Pritish ... - Newstrack India

Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:17:00 GMT
Mumbai, Dec 17 (IANS) Shah Rukh Khan's 'Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi' has brought some respite to the Hindi film industry, which has been hit by the global meltdown and the terror strikes ...