Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: I Can Make You Love Me (TV)(1993)


Penny:
Do you understand that sexual harassment is against the law? You could be fired!

Richard Farley:
If I lost my job, I'd have nothing to live for.

Penny:
That's my point. We want you to stay.

Richard Farley:
I have guns. I'd kill myself. I wouldn't be the only one; others would go.


Penny:
Rich, are you saying if you were fired, you would kill me?

Richard Farley:
Yes. Not just you, I'd take others as well.


[Long silence]

Richard Farley:
Excuse me.


[Farley gets up and leaves]



Movie: Major League(1989)


Roger Dorn:
Lou, Lou; a minute of your time.


[hands Lou his contract]


Roger Dorn:
See, it says right there; no calisthentics. What do you think of that?


[Lou drops the contract on the ground and urinates on it, then walks off]



Movie: The Maker(1997)


Walter:
You know, Josh, one of these days freon's gonna be against the law.



Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)


Danny:
Take evasive action! Take evasive action!


[Running around in circles as meteors bombard the living room]



Movie: The Van(1977)


Larry:
I have one for youse, me chips are as burnt as fuck!




Movie: Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le(2001)


Hipolito (The Writer):
We pass the time of day to forget how time passes.



Movie: Each Dawn I Die(1939)


Frank Ross:
I'll get out if I hafta kill every screw in the joint!



Movie: AFI Tribute to George Lucas (TV)(2005)


George Lucas:
Children are the key to life, and the key to joy, and the key to happiness, and for teenagers, a key to a nervous breakdown.



Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)


McGruder:
At present count, you only have ten fingers. I honestly don't want to have to ask you ten times.



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