Movie Quotations:

Movie: One Rainy Afternoon(1936)


Prosecutor:
In weaving his subtle net, he employed all the insidious devices known to his perfidious profession.



Movie: Xander and Mother Joan(2004)


Joan K.:
It's been said that iguanas carry salmonella. Yeah, really. Now, it's my contention that Xander does not have it because I've been scratched, and you get it sort of like chickens do if you're not clean, you know, if you're handling their feces - which I do! All the time, you know!



Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)


[Vulcan seethes with jealousy as the Baron escorts his wife, Venus, to the ballroom]

Vulcan:
Come and see the ballroom. Come and see... the ballroom.


[still fuming as they enter]

Vulcan:
NICE, ISN'T IT?



Movie: Used Cars(1980)


[Rudy puts a bumper sticker of himself on a newly-bought car]

Rudy:
You're going to love it, Stan. Trust me.


[the car drives off as the bumper falls off the car]

Rudy:
Ah, shit! There goes a perfectly good bumper sticker.



Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)


Conal Cochran:
Enjoy the horror-thon, doctor... and don't forget to watch the big giveaway afterwards.

Daniel Challis:
Why, Cochran, why?

Conal Cochran:
Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know... I do love a good joke and this is the best ever, a joke on the children. But there's a better reason... you don't really know much about Halloween... you thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy.


[pauses]


Conal Cochran:
It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting... in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in... to sit by our fires of turf.


[pauses]

Conal Cochran:
Halloween... the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red... with the blood of animals and children.

Daniel Challis:
Sacrifices.

Conal Cochran:
It was part of our world... our craft.

Daniel Challis:
Witchcraft.

Conal Cochran:
To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now... it's time again. In the end... we don't decide these things, you know... the planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again. The world's going to change tonight, doctor, I'm glad you'll be able to watch it. And... happy Halloween.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
You're the ones who sent me the fruitcake for Christmas. It made me so sick!

Ellen Griswold:
Oh - we're sorry. We thought you enjoyed fruitcake.


Aunt Edna:
Do you enjoy throwing up every five minutes Claude?

Clark:
Clark.

Aunt Edna:
I thought so. Whew! Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?



Movie: On the 2nd Day of Christmas (TV)(1997)


Trish:
Are you hurt?

Bert:
No! How can I be hurt? I just threw my family jewels full force against a freezing metal fence!

Trish:
Oh good, as long as you're not hurt



Movie: Old School(2003)


Waiter:
Love, it's a motherfucker, huh?



Movie: Zero Effect(1998)


Daryl Zero:
I did find one other thing of interest, though.

Steve Arlo:
Holy shit, those are the keys. You found the gold Swiss Army knife.

Daryl Zero:
I know.

Steve Arlo:
And this is the safe deposit box key. Where'd you find them?

Daryl Zero:
They were in the sofa, under the cushion.


Steve Arlo:
What?

Daryl Zero:
They were stuck in the couch in his office.

Steve Arlo:
Was he hiding them there? Is that possible?

Daryl Zero:
Not possible. That's where they fell out of his pocket, over a year ago.

Steve Arlo:
So... what do you make of this?

Daryl Zero:
I think that just as I feared, Ms. Sullivan doesn't know a thing about these keys.

Steve Arlo:
Wait--the keys are a coincidence?

Daryl Zero:
Yes.

Steve Arlo:
That's--confusing.


Daryl Zero:
Yep.

Steve Arlo:
Doesn't seem like a good thing.

Daryl Zero:
Sure it is. It's good because the man has been looking for his keys for a *year*. And I've found them.



Movie: Kal Ho Naa Ho(2003)


Rohit Patel:
I want to get married, I want to have children, and...

Kurzon bhai Patel:
[concerned as he predicts his son being gay] Children? Is that possible?

Rohit Patel:
Of course it's possible! Why is it not possible?


[short pause]


Kurzon bhai Patel:
Yeah, that's true. This is America, anything is possible!



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