Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Valiant(2005)


Von Talon:
There will be awards, parades, and commemorative stamps!




Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Dave:
[Paraphrasing the Tao of Steve] "Be desireless. Be excellent. Be gone."



Movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico(2003)


Agent Sands:
This is no time to screw the pooch, because this is supposed to be the big dance number, all right?



Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)


Lord John Whorfin:
History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.



Movie: Kansas City Confidential(1952)


Joe Rolfe:
Look, you're a nice girl, but in case you're thinking of mothering me, forget it! I'm no stray dog you can pick up, and I like my neck without a collar. Now get lost!

Helen Foster:
Now I'm supposed to be hurt. Maybe even cry. But I won't. I think you're in trouble, and I'm going to help you.



Movie: Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince (TV)(1971)


Kermit, King Rupert the Second:
You mean he was the toad prince all along?



Movie: Made(2001)


Ricky Slade:
We need guns.

Bobby:
We don't need guns.


Ricky Slade:
I'm telling you man, I'm pretty sure we need guns.

Bobby:
I listened to them and they specifically said we don't need guns.

Ricky Slade:
That's all the more reason why you do need a gun.

Bobby:
You couldn't even get a gun.

Ricky Slade:
You wanna bet, you wanna bet me if I could get a gun?

Bobby:
You couldn't get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse.

Ricky Slade:
That's because that fuckin' girl had issues with the bathtub and the other thing. Now float me a hundred bucks.

Bobby:
For what?

Ricky Slade:
You wanna see how fast I can get a gun?


Bobby:
What happened to your money?

Ricky Slade:
I have it, I have some stuff left.

Bobby:
How much?

Ricky Slade:
I've got like 80.

Bobby:
$80!

Ricky Slade:
80 plus five, I've got five in the room, $85.

Bobby:
$85, what happened to the 1500?

Ricky Slade:
Well you could have picked up a fuckin' tab once in a while!

Bobby:
I picked up half the fuckin' tab!




Movie: Earl's Your Uncle(2004)


Earl:
Fuck the Gerber Baby, Fuck, Fuck that Gerber baby.



Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)


Ace:
If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!




Movie: Babettes gæstebud(1987)



Old Lorenz Lowenhielm:
Could many years of victories result in defeat?



Movie: Ushpizin, Ha-(2004)


[from trailer]

Narrator:
They worked out of luck, out of hope. And faith was all they had to hang on to. But on this holy week, where guests are considered a blessing, these two unexpected visitors bring with them: a secret from the past. A secret that would test their love and challenge their faith. Now only a miracle will turn their fortune around.



Today's Movie News

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Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:26:00 GMT
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Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:03:00 GMT
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On road and on screen, he's fun company - Boston Globe

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:05:00 GMT
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