Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)


Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?


Miyagi:
Not yet.



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.

Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.

Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?

Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.

Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?


Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!

Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.

Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...

Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?

Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.



Movie: Madea's Family Reunion(2006)


Ruby:
Take me outside, I want to see my family.



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.



Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)


Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.



Movie: Zatôichi(2003)


Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!




Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)


Penn:
Not mace, sweetheart. Pepper spray. Sold to civilians.


[snatches canister from Sarah]

Penn:
But once you get used to it...



[sprays some into his mouth]

Penn:
...it just clears the sinuses!



Movie: Date Movie(2006)


Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.



Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)


Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?



Today's Movie News

Sundance Day 3: Idols and lovers - Boston Globe

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 21:01:00 GMT
Quick hits: "Just came from " 500 Days of Summer ," which is a prototype Sundance flick -- a coming-of-age indie romance with hip young stars (Zooey Deschanel, Joseph Gordon-Leavitt), a hipper soundtrack (Regina Spektor sings over the opening credits ...

Six films old - Business Standard

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:33:00 GMT
How long does it take for an actor to become automatically associated with low-key but high-quality cinema? Abhay Deol is just six films old (the seventh, Dev D , releases next month), he’s played the lead in most of these, and there isn’t a weak ...

Quotation from the 2003 Movie “One of Them”

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:33:00 +0000
Zander:
Hey, Charlene. Glad to see I’m not the only one stuck here for vacation.

Charlene:
Nope. Sharon’s here too.

Zander:
I thought she was leaving this morning.

Charlene:
Yeah, she was. It was weird, her parents called like three in the morning and cancelled their trip. Oh, hey… did you hear about the car accident people?

Zander:
Yeah, they’re down in the infirmary.

Charlene:
Any ...]

Movie Quotation: Vampire in Brooklyn

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:29:00 +0000
Anthony:
after his boss shoots Maximilian] Hey, he’s no fun, he fell right over.

Maximillian:
after being shot] Interesting. I’ve been stabbed, and I’ve been hanged, and I’ve been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I’ve never been shot before. Kind of itches a little!

Policeman with dog:
You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves ...]

Devils Tower

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:27:38 +0000
The Devils Tower is prominently featured in the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind.  It’s impossible not to recognize it.
Devils Tower
The main character has strange visions that feature Devils Tower.  He forms his mashed potatoes into something that looks like it.  Needless to say his family is alarmed.  His efforts to create the mountain ...]