Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


Michael McDonnell, gas station attendant:
Someone's in the back... SEAT!




Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Penelope Snow:
Hi Ton-ja. Listen... I was wondering, do you have any Dickies? 'Cause I couldn't find them.

Sistah Girl:
[glaring at Undercover Brother/Anton] Really? Perhaps we're all *sold out*.


Penelope Snow:
Aw, that's too bad. Come on, Anton. I saw a mock turtleneck at Eddie Bauer that's perfect for you.



Movie: Oh! Susanna(1951)


Sgt. Barhydt:
Yes sir, Mr. Cutter, I figured maybe you could set me straight.

Lt. Cutter:
On what, Sergeant?

Sgt. Barhydt:
Why is it, sir, meaning no disrespect, sir, nobody wants to be a second lieutenant?

Lt. Cutter:
All right, I guess every shavetail that's been out on a day's patrol with you has had to listen to this one. Let's have it, Sergeant.


Sgt. Barhydt:
Well, sir, and I'll give up a day's pay if I'm wrong. A private wants to be a corporal, and a corporal wants to be a sergeant. But does a sergeant want to be a second lieutenant? Captains are right glad to be captains; majors and colonels are glad to be majors and colonels. But even a second lieutenant doesn't want to be a second lieutenant. Looking for something, sir?

Lt. Cutter:
Yes, a good answer, Sergeant.



Movie: Da(1988)


Drumm:
You'll amount to nothing until you learn to say "No." "No" to jobs, "no" to girls, "no" to money. Otherwise, by the time you've learned to say "no" to life, you'll find you've swallowed half of it.



Movie: Dad's Army(1971)


[Jones' "Anti Dive Bomber Gun" has set a barn alight]

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
One thing, Jones. I don't think you should hav added the bicarbonate of soda.



Movie: M. Butterfly(1993)


Frau Baden:
Still playing the missionary are you, Gallimard? Or... are there other positions that interest you as well?



Movie: Our Man Flint(1966)


Gila:
Where are you going?


Derek Flint:
I'm going to put Galaxy into orbit.



Movie: Dark Victory(1939)


Judith:
Here's a tragedy for you. Jessica's Girl has bronchitis and can't possibly last the night. Jessica's Girl is a horse. Poor Jessica's Girl.



Movie: The Others(2001)


Mrs. Mills:
Sooner or later, they will find you.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


Lorraine Baines:
Our first television set. Dad just bought it today. Do you have a television set?

Marty McFly:
Well, yeah! You know we have... two of them.

Milton Baines:
Wow! You must be rich!

Stella Baines:
Oh, honey, he's teasing you. Nobody has two television sets.



Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Johnny Knoxville:
[while gagging after Pontius drinks the horse semen] I never puke ever, and I really almost puked then.




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