Today's Quotes:

Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)


Young Teodora Ungureanu:
Professor, isn't there someone you can call?

Bela Karolyi:
Do you speak French? Neither do I.



Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)


Al Goldstein:
[Talking of Holmes] To think he walked amog us with that massive tool. Like a dinosaur with that thump thump thump! But it was not his feet hitting the floor. It was his dick hitting the floor. It was his BALLS hitting the floor!




Movie: The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer(1947)


Agnes Prescott:
Now there's a guy who never goes out of a girl's mind. He just stays there... like a heavy meal.



Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)


Correll:
Boy, I never thought I'd see the day when talking to murderers took priority over running a railroad.

Lt. Garber:
Get off it, will you, Frank? My only priority is saving the lives of these passengers.

Correll:
Screw the goddamn passengers! What the hell did they expect for their lousy 35 cents - to live forever?


Lt. Garber:
Oh, you're beautiful.


[into mike]

Lt. Garber:
Do you read me, Pelham One Two Three?

Correll:
If I was running things, I'd go in there with guns and tear gas and blast them out.

Lt. Garber:
Yeah, well you're not running things, so why don't you start doing your own work and let the police do theirs, huh?

Correll:
Like that lilly-livered cop on the train, huh? When the hell's he going to start shooting?

Lt. Garber:
We don't even know if it is a he.



[into mike]

Lt. Garber:
Do you read me, Pelham One Two Three?

Correll:
Lady cops - what the hell good are they? She probably can't even find her gun in her goddamn purse!



Movie: Daddy-Long-Legs(1919)


Jerusha Abbott:
P-R-U-N-E spells prune / Eating them means our doom / Life's too short and death too soon / To fill our tummies with the darn old Prune.



Movie: Jackie's Back! (TV)(1999)


Edward Whatsett St. John:
Now, I admit that when they proposed you as a subject, I didn't really know who you were.


Jackie Washington:
They sold my records in England.

Edward Whatsett St. John:
Yes, but *I* never heard them.

Jackie Washington:
Are you trying to provoke me? 'Cause you are *not* gonna make me get ugly on film. This ain't "60 Minutes," okay?



Movie: A Tale of Two Kitties(1942)


Babbit:
Why do you do these things?

Catstello:
I'm a baaaad pussycat.




Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)


McMurphy:
She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.




Movie: "The 100 Scariest Movie Moments" (mini)(2004)


Faith Salie:
[reffering to the climax of the film Carrie] Carrie lets the bitches have it!



Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)


Edith:
Rene, Michelle told me horrible news. Now, when I heard it I look ten years older.

René:
You always look ten year older.



Movie: On the Waterfront(1954)


Terry:
You know you're not too funny today, fat man.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)


George McFly:
Do you really think I oughta swear?

Marty McFly:
Yes, definitely. Goddamn it George, swear.




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Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:19:00 +0000
Mr. Shickadance:
comes from behind Ace] Ventura.

Ace Ventura:
Yes Satan.

turns around and sees Mr. Shickadance]

Ace Ventura:
Ohh, I thought you were someone else.

Melissa:
You know, you’re just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn’t work out and you don’t know how to express your anger.

Ace Ventura:
Oh yeah? And you’re ugly.

Lois Einhorn:
Alright, Ventura. Make it quick.

Ace Ventura:
I found a ...]