Movie Quotations:

Movie: Tapeheads(1988)


Ivan:
You, you've got no ambition! You're content just existing! You need what I've got, brother.

Josh:
Herpes?



Movie: On Moonlight Bay(1951)


Aunt Martha Robertson:
No man believes in marriage... until a woman traps him into it!



Movie: The Earthling(1980)


Patrick Foley:
Afraid? Why there's nothin' to be afraid of, except a cold wind. It'll kill ya, just for standing around looking dumb.



Movie: Dante's Peak(1997)


Greg:
It's coffee time! Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee! Cappuccino, java, YES!



Movie: The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland(1999)


Queen of Trash:
Since I'm a Queen of my word, you're free to go and pursue the blanket or bed covering of your choice.



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
We're all washed-up and everybody avoids us. If we've money we're alright, if not we're nothing. We're finished because we're incapable of making it on our own. Today its better to be a thief than follow this despicable trade.



Movie: Oklahoma! (TV)(1999)


Ado Annie:
I never think of no one unlessin he's with me.

Will Parker:
Then I'm never gonna leave your side!




Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Aleera:
I want first bite!



Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)


[Bombay is eating ice cream with the Iceland trainer]

Coach Bombay:
I thought Iceland was covered with ice.

María:
No, it's very green!

Coach Bombay:
I thought GREENLAND was green!

María:
Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!



Movie: The Object of My Affection(1998)


Dr. Robert Joley:
We're too old to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.



Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)


Rick:
There'll be walking.

Dex:
[Unimpressed] Yeah?

Rick:
And climbing.


Dex:
I know.

Rick:
Outdoors.

Dex:
Shut the fuck up.



Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Universal Soldier: The Return

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:40:00 +0000
S.E.T.H.:
When I was a man I longed to be a machine. Now I’m better than both.

during a training exercise in the swamp, Luc and Maggie look back and see a UniSol waterskiing off the back of their boat]

Maggie:
clearly impressed] He’s good.

Luc Deveraux:
clearly unimpressed] He’s stupid.

Luc cuts the line and the UniSol falls into the river] ...]

“Wabbit Twouble” Quotation

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:13:00 +0000
Elmer Fudd:
Westful wetweat - Bawoney! I’ll show you. Take that!

Begins hacking at the sign with an axe]

Elmer Fudd:
And that! And that! And that! Peace and wewaxation, huh? Wubbish! Take that! And that! And that! And…

Turns to see a park ranger glowering over him; Elmer grins]

Elmer Fudd:
Hewo. Heh heh heh heh.

Bugs Bunny:
Welcome to Jellostone, Doc. A ...]