Movie Quotes:

Movie: Mad Monster Party?(1969)


Baron von Frankenstein:
You wanted my vial, you'd kill my nephew for it? Now you shall see that Baron von Frankenstein is not one to cross. True you won't see it for too long a time, but for one second, oh boy.


[Drops vial; Island is completely obliterated]



Movie: The Adjuster(1991)


Hera:
When I say something which deserves consideration and you respond without thinking, how do you feel?

Noah:
I feel fine.


Hera:
I thought you might feel stupid.



Movie: Dangers of the Canadian Mounted(1948)


Dale:
So, the Genghis Kahn treasure rumor is true, Mort.

Mort Fowler:
I'll say it's true.



[he indicates an ancient Chinese junk stranded on dry land]

Mort Fowler:
That crate's been moored there for seven hundred years.



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Reuben:
If you're gonna steal from Terry Benedict, you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Benedict... at the end of this, he'd BETTER not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya.

Danny:
That's why we're going to be very careful. Very precise


Rusty:
Yeah, well-funded.

Reuben:
Yeah. Ya gotta be NUTS, too. And you're gonna need a crew as NUTS as you are!


[pause]

Reuben:
So who've you got in mind?



Movie: Quills(2000)



Marquis de Sade:
Ah, you've come to read my trousers.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Marcus Burnett:
Look, now I ain't no Wesley Snipes! I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars, that attract a lot of mother fuckin' attention!

Mike Lowrey:
You know what, I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peasy ass head that's what I need to do.

Marcus Burnett:
Well, you know what you're arguin' over a mother fuckin' french fry.

Mike Lowrey:
It's not about the french fry, it's about your lack of respect for other people's property!

White Carjacker:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Black Carjacker:
Shut the fuck up!

Marcus Burnett:
[to Black Carjacker] Hold the fuck on!



[to Mike]

Marcus Burnett:
You want some bad enough, come get some!

Marcus Burnett:
[suddenly throws coke in the Black Carjacker's face and kicks him in the crotch, while Mike punches the White Carjacker in the face]

Marcus Burnett:
[Pointing gun at the Black Carjacker, who is on the ground] You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now gimme a mother fuckin' handy wipe!

Mike Lowrey:
[Pointing gun at the White Carjacker, who is on the ground] Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.




Movie: The Dark Avengers(2005)


Hyde:
Here's what I want you to do. When you finish, go into the next room. In these rooms, there are men, with masks on. I want you to start on them. Then I'll come for you, and you'll cum for me.



Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)


[about shoplifting a bottle of alcoholic drink]

John:
I can't believe we're doing this.

Charlie:
Desperate measures.


John:
It's illegal.

Charlie:
It's harmless and expected.



Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)


Newton:
What are we going to say? The body of a citizen we murdered has come back to kill us?



Movie: The Acid House(1998)


Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
I'm gettin' a wee bit hungry, though, eh.


Jenny:
Oh, I'll take you home and make you something.

Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
Eh, I was thinkin' a wee bit more of the... tit.



Movie: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (VG)(2004)


Damsel:
Ohoho! You wanna know what my problem is? Alright, I'll tell you what my problem is. You are my God-Damned problem! Anyone who'd lay it down for some cape in an ivory tower deserves what they get.



Movie: Back to the Future(1985)



Marty McFly:
Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin?

Lorraine Baines:
Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.



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